I got it!
Lets pretend the world is a restaurant!
We’ll chew gum, when we’re not eating food, that way covid will think we are a restaurant and leave us alone!
And because we have to sit at a restaurant, we all have to get some wheelchairs!
Wheelchair the whole planet!
Please write a petition to your congressman and mayor and representative whatever!
With all the unbelievable stupid shit thats going on maybe they’ll think this is actually a good idea worth trying.