I got it!

Lets pretend the world is a restaurant!

We’ll chew gum, when we’re not eating food, that way covid will think we are a restaurant and leave us alone!

And because we have to sit at a restaurant, we all have to get some wheelchairs!

Wheelchair the whole planet!

Fuck anti-wheelchairers!

Please write a petition to your congressman and mayor and representative whatever!

With all the unbelievable stupid shit thats going on maybe they’ll think this is actually a good idea worth trying.

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